‘Play Like a Brown’ Promo Vs. Car Dealership Promos, Which Is Weirder?
The Cleveland Browns, to psyche up defenders, give dog collars and bones for Brown-like plays. Is this weirder than what car dealerships do?
Is J.J. Watt Or Godzilla The More Devastating Force?
J.J. Watt, like Godzilla, is an unstoppable force. But which of these two monsters is more devastating?
Is It Worse to Anger Peyton Manning Or Ron Artest?
Did the Broncos’ scoreboard operator or the fan who threw a soda at Ron Artest make a greater enemy?
Tom Brady Vs. An Airdancer, Who Is Floppier?
Tom Brady seemed to flop in a recent Pats-Jets game. How does he stand up to one of those inflatable things you see outside of car dealers?
Peyton Manning’s TD Record Or Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar More Expected?
Peyton Manning broke the career TD record. Everyone knew it was coming. But was it as expected as Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar?
Better Turnover, Oakland Raiders Staff Or Restaurant On Saturday Night?
The Oakland Raiders are in a state of flux once again. How does the team’s turnover compare to your favorite restaurant on Saturday night?