Does Kyle Orton’s Mustache Or Mike Ditka’s Have Better Superpowers?
Can a mustache have superpowers? Depends on the mustache. How does Kyle Orton’s mustache stack up against Mike Ditka’s mustache?
What’s Worse, Seahawks’ Watered-Down Beer Or Royals’ Expired Food?
The Seahawks and Royals deliver on the field. But they shortchanged fans at the concession booth, with watered-down beer and expired food.
Is Johnny Manziel Or LeBron James The Current King Of Cleveland?
Johnny Manziel arrived in Cleveland like he owned the place. Then LeBron James returned. Who is the reigning king of Cleveland?
More Dignified: Losing To Cleveland Browns Or Strong Gust Of Wind?
The fading Bengals lost to the surging Browns, not really an NFL powerhouse. Is it more dignified to lose to the Browns or a gust of wind?
Tale Of The Tape: Dallas Cowboys At Jacksonville Jaguars
The Cowboys made Tony Romo fly across the Atlantic, and now they must decide whether he will play against the Jaguars even though he has two small fractures in his back.
Arizona Cardinals Or Kansas City Royals The Better Cinderella Story?
The Arizona Cardinals lead the NFC with a 7-1 record. How do they compare to the Kansas City Royals, this year’s other Cinderella team?